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[cachemoney]

I've never written poetry at all.

Why, are you sweet on somebody? 👀

[healstaffs]

sweet on somebody?

[ ....




OH ]

no
well there was one person i thought was kind of nice but i think he has a girlfriend already

[cachemoney]

That happens. [Hook-ups aplenty here at Futurology Inc.]

Why do you think so?

[healstaffs]

he called her his partner and he wouldn't stop talking about her and i'm pretty sure they're not related

[ life is tough ]

[cachemoney]

"Partner" doesn't sound very romantic.

[healstaffs]

i guess not
but why else would anyone talk about someone else that much??

the last time i knew a guy talked that much about a girl they got married!

[cachemoney]

ok ok, you're probably right. [She was just trying to give Lissa HOPE.]

Why are you asking about love poems, then?

[healstaffs]

[ well u know how teens are, on top of the world one second and then depressed the next. she'll get over it in like two days. ]

well i didn't realize they were love poems
i thought someone was just really tired when they were writing this
or drunk

virion probably would have understood all of this if he was here, he's super into this stuff

i thought it was YOUR TURN rip me

[cachemoney]

Virion?

dw i still love you

[healstaffs]

yeah he's one of the shepherds
always goes around wearing really frilly shirts and flirting with every single girl he sees
it's kind of gross honestly but people still seem to like him??

i don't really get it

[cachemoney]

[ok that's all very interesting and fiona will explain about how endearing metrosexuals can be in a little bit, but first --]

I thought you were a princess? [Shepherds. u see.]

[healstaffs]

yeah
the princess of ylisse!
maribelle says i need to act like one more though

[ she doesn't see the problem here ]

[cachemoney]

And you just hang out with the sheep all day?

[healstaffs]

i don't hang out with sheep all day
except the lambs when they're born, they're really cute!

[cachemoney]

[She wants to talk about cute baby lambs so badly, but she also wants to get to the bottom of this.]

So just with the shepherds.