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[cachemoney]

username: FIONA

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[cachemoney]

[Is this a set-up for a joke.......]

With me? Just one.

I don't usually bring extra hats on missions.

[heavyhitter]

ughhhhhh you're killing me
well can i borrow it

[cachemoney]

For what? Will I get it back?

[heavyhitter]

oh yeah, i just gotta put it on to convince this guy i'm sapient or whatever
aliens are so fucking weird sometimes

[cachemoney]

He



you're only sapient if you wear a hat, oh my god

Can I meet him??

[heavyhitter]

yeah if you want, but he's a fucking asshole. i'm just here to prove a point and wear a hat

[cachemoney]

I don't know, it sounds like we might have something in common!

Anyway, one hat coming up. Don't go anywhere. [She'll track Ramir down with the tracking app; it won't take very long.]

[heavyhitter]

whoa hang on wait, first promise me you're not gonna team up with this fucking guy on me
i don't think i can handle two of him

[cachemoney]

What, and insist that people who don't wear hats are lesser lifeforms?? I wouldn't dream of it.