Oh, it's Dipper. He's alright, yeah, but. You know. It'll throw a wrench in playing house.
Not that I'm bragging. [She is, a little. She doesn't expect they'll have a lot of downtime to relax, but there was enough during Zeta-12 and Perdition's Rest that she's expecting some.]
Well, it kills some of the privacy! That's got to be the biggest perk to this mission, everyone is spread out. You don't have to worry about thin walls 🍆🍆🍆 Haha
[SCREAMS............. Fiona doesn't embarrass easily, but oh my god she's thankful this isn't video because her face just turned into a volcano. Riza is just so matter-of-fact about it, she can't even tell if she's joking or being dead serious.]
WELL I mean yes sort of. Though the dossier says transmission through bodily fluids, so probably... caution... is in order.....
[While that is true, Fiona worries that "bodily fluids" is all-encompassing; she'd rather not get infected with some interdimensional virus via saliva. That would be embarrassing.
But, more importantly --] Wait, are you saying you don't have birth control. On your home planet. [????]
We do. [Fiona please????] I was trying to imply that my planet had such things, then surely a more advanced planet would as well. But perhaps that's an incorrect assumption to make.
[A world without birth control....terrifying.]
that's fine, i still have the right number of comments
[OH THANK GOD, that was a scary thought.] Oh. Well, yeah. You can never really guess that kind of thing. Maybe their culture doesn't allow for it, technological advancements or not. I haven't read anything about it one way or another; mostly it's just history...
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[That's a thing that happens in books, right? As for her—]
Apparently I'm moving with my husband and child to a new town to start a new job.
[No guesses as to who the husband or child are.]
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Haha, you guys got saddled with a kid? That's depressing, but I guess someone had to take one for the team.
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[Except for the whole taking showers on the regular and keeping his room stuff, but they're working on that.]
Which is for the best—I doubt I would make a good mother in actuality.
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Not that I'm bragging. [She is, a little. She doesn't expect they'll have a lot of downtime to relax, but there was enough during Zeta-12 and Perdition's Rest that she's expecting some.]
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How so?
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1/2
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[?? ?????? ???]
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What? No
Look at it, 🍆 You know, eggplant 🍆🍆🍆
It's phallic.
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[Last she checked, dicks weren't purple?? But admittedly she is not a doctor of any sort.]
Is this another one of those "modern" terms of phrase everyone has been encouraging us to use to blend in?
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Um actually I don't think emojis existed at this time period. So don't... talk about eggplants? You know, in case you get the urge.
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[Just casually ruins this conversation some more.]
adds a random 2/2, why not
Is that what you're looking forward to, privacy and 🍆?
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WELL I mean yes sort of. Though the dossier says transmission through bodily fluids, so probably... caution... is in order.....
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Surely they have some form of protection [read: condoms] in Woodhurst, if the city is meant to be more advanced than what I'm used to.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to raise a small herd of children.
[Or maybe things are different in the 90s, who knows??]
i'm using this for AC so the mods can witness it :)
But, more importantly --] Wait, are you saying you don't have birth control. On your home planet. [????]
oh my god, i'm deleting all my tags
We do. [Fiona please????] I was trying to imply that my planet had such things, then surely a more advanced planet would as well. But perhaps that's an incorrect assumption to make.
[A world without birth control....terrifying.]
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ugh you're the worst
You could always ask for extras before you leave.
[Someone in Personnel Resources probably keeps a diagram of all the bangs happening.]
:)
X(
[Anyway this is all getting a hair awkward, time to reroute this conversation.]
Are there other....symbols like the eggplant I should know about?
[Emojis, she means emojis.]
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Oh, man. TONS. Let me show you.