I'm-- totally sympathetic! [She points at her face, eyes wide and frowning.] This is me, being sympathetic. It would really suck if that happened to you. It would mega-suck!

[She drops her hand and gestures uselessly in front of her for a second, then does a kind of cringey shrug thing. Speaking of things that suck: Fiona, at this. What is this mystery called friendship.] Do you want, like, a hug, or...?