I know, [ he says through a mouthful of food, because he is adorable, thanks for noticing!!! Afterwards, he takes his time chewing, half-stalling and half just... regretting this choice, doing this just to be dramatic was a mistake. Finally: ] Um. [ He's regretting a lot of choices now, actually, telling someone something to prove they'll be an asshole about it isn't a great reason for spilling secrets. ] As... you know. I work at Hyperion. Annnnd my boss used to be Handsome Jack. Remember that guy? Totally off-topic, not at all related: what, um, what are your feelings towards him, exactly? Just curious.
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